Earth Panda


this panda happens to live on 63 palmer ln, mcminville, tn and goes by the name of brandon spencer. he enjoys hardcore tentacle p-rn while having -n-l with a gray goat and masterbaiting to his warcraft 3 account. he also loves to skinny dip alone in his backyard pool with his warcraft 3 battle chest.
girl: “hey did you hear about brandon spencer? i heard he has bags under his eyes because he spend’s all his time lossbotting all night.”

earth panda: who told you that sh-t! i am 100% legit no maphack and i am god because i beat kodos, a fellow nerdgin, in a 3v3.

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