earth shattering shits
after ingesting your favorite r-ct-m wrecker at taco bell, your colon screams out in a writhing pain, you then sprint to the nearest sh-t eater. you let out war cries of a legendary spartan warrior and release a m-ssive hot potato from within your p–p shoot and it shatters not only the porcelain throne you are squatting on but also the core of the earth as well. good job jack -ss ya broke the earth…. i hope you are happy.
yesterday i had taco bell and for the rest of my evening i had earth shattering sh-ts.
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