Earth Sports
any non team outdoor activity, such as running, mountain biking, swimming, snow boarding, skiing, fishing, hunting.
i don’t like football. i’m an earth sports type of guy
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(n.) the process of -ssessinating. britney spears’ nervous breakdown could be called a media -ssessination.
- hummus dump
1. a loose but sticky stool. 2. hot curry. after dining at a vegetarian restaurant last night, it took me twenty minutes to wipe up that hummus dump.
- Ass Gleek
-ss gleeking is an involuntary action that causes a person to drop a slight terd, with no force as would be expected in a shard. typically happens after a swim or eating taco bell. “mmm that volcano taco was great. what’s this little grease spot on my seat, don’t tell me i just -ss gleeked?”
- ass hammock
when your cat lays on your thighs and uses your -ss as a pillow and takes a nap. “dude, i don’t want to freak you out, but yer cat used you as an -ss hammock last night.”
- asshole fun
the positive stimulus derived from provoking the -n-s with fingers or tongue. woman: want me to suck your d-ck? man: i’d rather you go a bit further down and lick me -sshole. woman: oh, you fancy some of the good ol’ -sshole fun is it?