earwigging
eavesdropping.
i believe i first heard this in a goon show (british radio comedy from the ’50’s)
oi! quit earwigging on my conversation!
– influencing someone by tirelessly talking to them
– talking someone into something
– functioning as a whisperer/secret counselor
he’s been earwigging me to break up with her, insisting she’s a sl-t.
-irish slang: when a man puts his toe in his girlfriend’s ear.
-an act of foreplay
i was earwigging my girlfriend during foreplay but she just wanted to cut straight to the other stuff.
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