East Greenbush Central School District
quite possibly the dumbest school district ever, egcsd has hired some of the most professional teachers and bus drivers. s-xual encounters, touching students in gym cl-ss, writing derogatory statements about your boss in sh-t on the bathroom wall, and numerous teachers doing anything but teach are just a few examples of the fine professional staff. this disease ridden place is notable for the h1n1 outbreak that caused 500+ students to stay home sick on a single day. this is called the h1nfun outbreak because of the joy that seeing kids sick brought to teachers. mostly known as that place jwoww went to. studies have shown sc-mbags outnumber everyone else 10 to 1 at columbia high school which is home to what is quite possibly the worst football team ever. if you were to ask if the football team won their most recent game you would be laughed at for asking such a dumb question. on st patricks day shirts are sold that say “kiss me i’m from columbia” unfortunately due to false advertising these shirts were supposed to say “kiss me i have herpes” the corrected shirts have not yet been made available so beware. this school is also known for poorly named policies such as operation electric thunder which of course was a dismal failure. not to be outdone by teachers and administrators getting pregnant each cl-ss has about 5 people who pollute the gene pool of upstate ny. the school’s dress code is hardly ever followed because teachers enjoy looking at the students dressed like sl-ts.
administrator- “i would like nothing more than to remove you from the cafeteria in handcuffs”
primarily because handcuffs are highly erotic
administrator in response to h1n1- “wash your hands daily and sneeze into your armpit.”
“east greenbush central school district, land of the sc-mbags” -student
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