East Jesus
way the f-ck out there
d-mn, the parking lot was full and i had to park in east jesus
referring to a place that is ungodly far away.
teacher: “will you be needing a hall p-ss?”
student: “yes, considering the fact that my locker is over in east jesus.”
a destination or some other physical place located inconvienently far away.
ex. #1: when we went to the mall in the brand new sports car, i parked the farthest away possible from any other car as to avoid dings in the door, etc. we shopped for hours and finished up at the other end of the mall. while walking back, my wife exclaimed, “why did you have to park in eastjesus?”
ex. #2: my friend just moved to a new city two hours away. while driving to visit, i think, “why did he move all the way out to eastjesus”?
a small, archetypical, and rural town(see also east jesus state)
i don’t want to go back to east jesus, the people there are a bunch of yahoos.
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