east providence

a small city in rhode island made up of 3 towns (central east providence, riverside, and rumford). east providence (the town as well as the city) is commonly referred to as “ep”, rumford is “the rum”, and riverside is known as “riverdale” about 75% of the people in east providence do or have done drugs on a regular basis. kids who live in east providence attend east providence high school in which most of the student body has more common sense than the teachers. east providence is predominantly over ran with portugese people, and whilist in east providence, watch out for the ep police they’ll catch you breaking the law from 5 miles away. there are a few parties in east providence and virtually almost nothing to do, there are some exceptions though, central ep holds portugese feasts and a large heritage festival during the summer. while in ep you may hear the word “mad” which is used alot during a normal conversation (ex. that kid is mad custy). a few hotspots in riverside are: the rec, the bank (for skaters), and “the clearing”. some hotspots in central ep are: peirce field, hull st., and “ch-nky mart”. some hotspots in rumford are thompson, the desert, and the trucks.
lets go to east providence and get mad crunk.
east providence is made up of 3 different towns, riverside, rumford and east providence. theres not much to do in ep. mostly all people do is get f-cked up on whatever kinds of drugs they can get. driving to providence and going clubbin is another example of fun. everyone knows everyone. and also everyone f-cks everyone. there is plenty of wh-r-s and custys in ep. mostly whom have f-cked anyone they can find. boring -ss city and the cops watch like hawks.
east providence, the capital of custys.
east providence is made up of 3 different towns, riverside, rumford and east providence. riverside or (riverdale) as some call it for its redneck nature is a place where you can chill and smoke mad dank bud plus thats where most of the dimes come from. rumford or (gunford) as its called by whoever named it that. is where more of the cops are and where more crazy sh-t happens. people there usually smash on bp’s like crazy and have some dank. the people who run sh-t here are on the farthest side twards pawtucket as im more twards ep. east providence (has no cool name) is where you can pick up all your mids and find all the boring regular kids. most people here just post up and get f-cked up. east providence high school is wack as f-ck, everyone knows that and for the most part ep is dope. cl-ss of 2013 holds sh-t down tho when theyre seniors its gonna be f-ckin nuts, and im from the cl-ss of 2012 😮
east providence is where you can pick up a sack, find a bottle, and get laid all in one hour.
a small city in rhode island made up of 3 towns (central east providence, riverside, and rumford). east providence (the town as well as the city) is commonly referred to as “ep”, rumford is “the rum”, and riverside is known as “riverdale” about 75% of the people in east providence do or have done drugs on a regular basis. kids who live in east providence attend east providence high school in which most of the student body has more common sense than the teachers. east providence is predominantly over ran with portugese people, and whilist in east providence, watch out for the ep police they’ll catch you breaking the law from 5 miles away. there are a few parties in east providence and virtually almost nothing to do, there are some exceptions though, central ep holds portugese feasts and a large heritage festival during the summer. while in ep you may hear the word “mad” which is used alot during a normal conversation (ex. that kid is mad custy). a few hotspots in riverside are: the rec, the bank (for skaters), and “the clearing”. some hotspots in central ep are: peirce field, hull st., and “ch-nky mart”. some hotspots in rumford are thompson, the desert, and the trucks.
“hey guys, east providence mad boring!”
a boring city of rhode island made up of a lot of white people that think they are black, n-gg-rs, emo f-gs, potheads and a handful of normal people.
why did we move to east providence? its so boring