easter mummy
the opposite of the easter bunny who steals easter egg presents from their own kids without telling them.
“i’m afraid aunty mavis forgot to get you an easter egg this year little billy”, said the easter mummy, “but anyway you’ve still got 3 more to eat and we dont want you getting sick – right?”
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