Easter Surprise
when a man is f-cking a girl in the v-g-n- and switches to her -sshole, she screams out of surprise and you shove an easter egg in her mouth and yell “shut up and respect jesus, b-tch!”
dude 1) my dumb b-tch girlfriend wouldnt shut up during her easter surprise party.
dude 2) what a disrespectful b-tch!
dude 3) she is so un-christian man.
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