Easter Ten
the ten pounds you gain on easter from eating all the foods you gave up for lent (and haven’t been able to eat for weeks!) usually get by eating overexcessive amounts of fatty foods.
tom: dude, i gained the easter ten!
jerry: i know! if i gave up ice cream for lent, i would definently eat 3 cartons on easter too.
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