Eastern Orthodox


another term used to describe the one holy catholic and apostolic church – i.e. the orthodox church.

the orthodox churhc was founded by christ and his apostles and is the oldest and second largest church in existance. the majority of its adherants live in eastern europe, the middle east and north africa.

some of its distinct features include its strong emphasis on tradition and not adding or subtracting from the faith and its rich liturgical life.
the easyern orthodox church is the only true church and has perfectly preserved the truth of christ.

the eastern orthodox church is not roman catholic.
like the catholic church, but with better beards.
priest 1- i wish i could grow an awesome beard like that eastern orthodox priest

priest 2- ya. we still get cooler hats though.

priest 1- true dat
wasp; ivy league, or the pretense of such.
with those dock siders, the khaki pants, the raised shirt collar and the blond hair, there was little doubt that he was eastern orthodox.

wasp; ivy league, or the pretense of such.

with those dock siders, the khaki pants, the raised shirt collar and the blond hair, there was little doubt that he was eastern orthodox.

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