Eastern Sunrise
when a woman p-sses out at a party and you m-st-rb-t- into her ear, but than put yellow mustard in teh shape of a sun on her forehead… when she wakes up she’ll be too worried about the mustard on her forehead to even bother thinking that maybe she has splooge in her ear c-n-l
friend1:”omg!! did you hear monica yelling this morning about the mustard on her forehead”
friend2:”haha yeah she has no idea i gave her the eastern sunrise”
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