eastleigh


a town full of downers, this town has the reputation of bbk in the youthfull side of it.
the rest of the town consists of r-t-rds or downers which make up 99% of the uk’s r-t-rd society.

many of which walk around shouting obscenities for no apparent reason, whist soiling their undergarments and thus throwing these at the local underprivelidged orphanage.
“eastleigh is a sh-thole”
“we’re from eastleigh, do you fink we’re a bunch of sh-thouses?”
“i was watching downertv and it mentioned eastleigh quite some bit”
“ughhh ughhhh uggghhhh i woz bornz in eestleigh”
a town just out of southamton. most people in this town are chavs who most of witch are part of the ebk ( eastleigh boys krew ) eastleigh is allso the town where the spit fire was designed.
i live in eastleigh there fore i am a chav

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