eastside river rat
lives or has lived near a river (i.e. the maumee in east toledo), has one or more delinquent baby daddies who they probably met on mysp-ce or facebook, are unable to holddown a job for more than a month, live off of either their parents or welfare, will sleep with anyone desperate or h-rny enough to, and have absolutely no plans for the future except to pollute the population with more of their offspring.
did you see that eastside river rat tryin to hook-up with timmy last night at frankies?
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