Eastside! Westside! Australia!!!
eastside! westside! australia!!!
the catch phrase of the mysterious and presumed australian, bruce. bruce travels through the bars of north london sanctifying drinking occasions with this exclamation. bruce cannot be reliably encountered and his background is unknown. to those wishing to meet him, you must first p-ss his hand shake test. as one attempts to go to the toilette he will introduce himself. hold out at least 5mins of handshaking to be accepted.
appoun encountering bruce: “eastside!”
bruce: “westside!”
all: eastside! westside! australia!!!
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