easy button
a b-tton one pushes that instantly fixes his/her problems. it is big, it is red, and it says easy b-tton on it. sold at staples office supplies.
man#1: holy sh-t i lost my house and my family to gambling, my friends left me, and i think i’m addicted to crack
man#2: here push the easy b-tton
man#1: thanks man!
woman whom after sleeping with, your first thought is “that was easy”…
that girl from last night was an easy-b-tton…
jersey girls are easy b-ttons…
a slang term for a woman cl-toris
“she loves it when you play with her easy b-tton”
“she gets off so quick when you play with her easy b-tton”
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