eat a pretzel
used as an alternate way of saying your going to kill your self
friend 1: oh my god i have so much work to do im going to kill myself.
friend 2: don’t say stuff like that.
friend 1: fine… i’m going to eat a pretzel.
friend 2: your missing the point.
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