eat ass, smoke grass and sled fast


1) the chant of the infamous “sled gang”, this phrase is frequently used before severely injuring oneself, and ultimately ending up as an unforgettable meme that will forever float around the internet.

2) a phrase used by autistic teenage gypsy’s who have given up on life and come to terms with the fact that they will never amount to anything. a clear indicator of a degenerative disease
1) dan the meme man: “hey it’s dan the meme man. you know, you only live once, so eat -ss, smoke gr-ss and sled fast.
mall security: ” if you go down this escalator, i will call the police on you”
dan the meme man: *sleds down the escalator anyway, not giving a single f-ck*
fellow sled gang member: “dan go run!!! sled gang! sled gang! sled gang!”

2) john: “hey michael, i heard you were the only one in our grade who didn’t get into college. i’m sorry bro.”
michael: “it’s alright bruh, i’m just gonna eat -ss, smoke gr-ss and sled fast.”
john: “oh no, it’s r-t-rded.”

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