eat shit and die
the definative definition after twenty years of hearing it used in context: “i command you to eat sh-t (which is the most putrid experience one can imagine as a living being) and then die (which many view as the most undesirable state of being–curiously worse than eternal torture, unless dying and going to h-ll are synonymous). it represents an ill feeling toward another where simply eating excrement does not do justice to offense given, nor is dying: both must be experieced to satisfy vengence.
“that mother-f-cker just cut me off! hey you! ‘eat sh-t and die!'”
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