Eating a Sandwich
the how i met your mother euphimism for smoking weed, used to censor the act so that ted can safely tell his kids.
but why he’ll skirt the pot issue with them but have no problem describing his threesome is beyond me.
“so there we were, eating a sandwich. the biggest sandwich we had ever eaten.”
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