eating corn the long way


often used in reference to describe the action of c-ck-gobbling. one who consistently eats corn the long way is a serious c-cksucker.
-“look at chance dancing with those flamboyantly gay guys… i wonder about him sometimes he acts straight but i’m pretty sure he eats corn on the cob the long way”

-check out homeboy over there with the bags under his eyes… looks like he’s had a rough night of eating corn the long way.

-i’m feelin’ salty just watching them eat each other’s corn the long way… b-tter me up a cob and let’s get to gnawing!

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