eating while shitting
the act of consuming food items and/or beverages while simultaneously releasing fecal matter into the toilet. one of the glorious freedoms that we all can try and enjoy.
joe: why did john just take his 12″ sub sandwich into the bathroom?
kevin: dude. john is always eating while sh-tting. efficiency man!
joe: -tears of admiration- bless that man.
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