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  the smell your pubic hairs get when you haven’t washed in a couple days. sandy v: i haven’t cleaned myself in days. i guess i should wash my mushroom forest before it gets any worse.

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• ebrag

  term used to define the types of things people post on social network sites. usually post that make them seem like they are cool and interesting. credited as being coined by the ceo of the social network lovethings. b: i’ll be in beast mode in the gym. j: man quit ebragging b: vegas in 3 […]

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  the act of using a carp to pleasure the male s-xual equipment. the experience is further heightened by the use of ‘dirty talk’ such as: “i’m gonna make you sleep wit da fishes” and “your c-ck gonna spray like my mamma’s dinga-magoo” can i have that large carp over there please? i’m going to give […]

• Soldier down

  1) in a war or skirmish and a soldier is injured or otherwise. 2) when drinking and your drink goes empty, sometimes shouted at an obnoxious level depending on the level of intoxication. when i was drinking with my friends my beer went empty i shouted “soldier down” and everyone knew what. people both drunk […]

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