Eatty


an obese person, or one coming close to obesity. they are gross, smelly, unwashed and generally describe everything as delicious. nothing disgusts an eatty, except a food shortage.

they can be found in foodcourts, or the nearest chair as any amount of exercise for them is an effort.
within normal weight range girl: “woah, check out that lard -rs- out the front of macca’s!”
healthy sized guy: “what an eatty”.

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