Eau De Toilette
(merriam-webster definition) “a perfumed liquid containing a lower percentage of fragrant oils than is contained in ordinary perfume or eau de parfum —called also toilet water” …wtf?
stupid person: do you like my perfume? it’s eau de toilette.
smart person: stop sticking your head in the toilet.
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