Ebanezer Scrooge


the ebanezer scrooge(action)-a s-xual act preformed on christmas eve.

procedure-

step 1.on christmas eve of any given year, take the milk and cookies normally placed on the mantle for santa clause off the mantle.

step 2. bring them to a s-xually arousing place with your female partner.

step 3. place your woman on her head and pour the milk into her v-g-n-

step 4. dip the cookies into the milk and eat them with much enjoyment.

verb for of the word or phrase- “scroogeing”
“oh hunnie, its so cold out, wanna do the ebanezer scrooge?”

or

“d-mn baby, christmas eve really makes me wanna scrooge”

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