eBay chicken
the auction-version of the game “chicken” (i.e. two cars driving directly at each other):
bidding on an item on ebay with a friend, always taking the price higher and higher. whoever drops out first, is the ebay chicken (then again, the “winner” has to buy the item…).
friend a: “did you see there’s a bid on an urban dictionary on ebay?”
friend b: “yeah, i want that!”
friend a: “me, too…”
friend b: “alright, buddy – time for ebay chicken.”
(they begin bidding, until the price is at 2,492$)
friend b: “sh-t, that’s a month’s salary. i’m out…”
friend a: “dammit, now i gotta buy this dictionary! you suck!”
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