eBay mong
someone that cannot or will not understand the nature of an ebay transaction.
a sufficiently talented ebay mong will fail to read the listing, be incapable of following clear instructions, fail to make contact if they win the auction and generally d-ck the seller about in new and inventive ways.
the ebay mong’s natural habitat is a dreamworld. they communicate by ‘txt spk’ only, and never have any money.
listing: please do not send text messages as i will not reply to them.
ebay mong, via sms: “orite m8 wots ur lowist price on the xyz can pickup tonite”
listing: do not ask for a buy it now price, the auction will run until it finishes.
ebay mong: “orite m8 wots ur lowist price on the xyz can pickup tonite”
seller: congratulations on winning the auction, please contact me on xxxxx to arrange payment/collection
ebay mong: ………………..
someone who has no understanding of the actual value of the product in question being sold on ebay.
i can’t believe this ebay mong bought my second-hand headphones for £199 on my ebay auction with £30 p&p. they’re on amazon for £150, brand new with free postage and packaging. what an ebay mong.
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