Ebay wanker
a person who m-st-rb-t-s to pictures of used underwear auctions on ebay possibly because they cannot access any other internet p-rn or because they have a used underwear fetish.
“pink silk panties size xx large, no reserve” — sounds like ebay w-nker bait!
a person missing a few braincells who bids on an item before the last few minutes. great for the seller not so great for the buyers including the ew themselves
“hey jeff you get that signed star wars trainset you were after in the end?”
“no the ebay w-nkers strikes back.”
Read Also:
- reverse fingering
when instead of a guy going in and out of a girls p-ssy with his finger, the girl moves her p-ssy back and forth on the other person’s finger. the finger is in place and not moving. monique said she wanted to get fingered. i got confused when she started reverse fingering.
- CVX
the rap version of cvs pharmacy. yo, i gots to go to cvx and sh-t. my child needs pampers, so i am going to go to cvx, boy! cvx for my blunts, yo. cvs becomes cvx after midnite.
- Reverse Layup
the s-xual act in which a male “tucks” his genitals between his legs, bends over, and proceeds to receive oral s-x from his partner. how was your night? not bad, i got a reverse layup from tonya
- Murban
a pubic turban often worn by a man named tariq “look jack tariqs wearing a murban”…then william suddenly played pokemon with a goat a pubic turban often worn by a man named tariq “look jack tariqs wearing a murban”…then william suddenly played pokemon with a goat tariq is wearing a pubic turban, often known as […]
- clunge quota
1. number of desirable women in a given situation. 2. amount of f-nny taken on by a man in a given time period. 1. jeff to bob: “okay, so you’ve told me all about your new job, but you haven’t mentioned the most important thing… what’s the office clunge quota?” 2. ted received a lot […]