Ebay Window Shopper
someone who goes to ebay not to buy anything, but just to look at what they have for sale.
ted: hey john, whatcha doing?
john: getting on ebay.
ted: oh yeah? what are you buying?
john: oh i’m not buying anything. i’m just browsing. i’m an ebay window shopper.
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