Ebeau


6’5″ bald guy who wishes to take up permanant residence in a reality show confessional booth to talk about his feelings. often dates girls for long periods of time, especially if they won’t have s-x with him.
“hey ebeau, why do you look so tired today, up all night throwing hip”

“no my girlfriend and i were up talking all night about stuff”

“dude, you’re so ebeau”

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