Ebenezer Squeezer
an instance in which a gentleman has to squeeze the base of his phallus just tightly enough to prevent any excretion of urine, s-m-n ,budweiser, blood, or any other human bodily fluid from escaping the urethra during any event that involves heavy farts and/or defecation.
especially popular around the winter holidays.
i got so excited when i met tom selleck and his mustache, that i completely forgot how to ebenezer squeezer, and i p-ss-shat everywhere, i made a total d-ck–ss in front of the nearly handicapped magnum: p.i. cast.
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