eBlowJob
the electronic version of getting a bl-w j-b for a job well done, deserved or undeserved. if deserved an excellent way to scork yourself by means of printing the ebl-wj-b and mailing it, framing it, etc. if undeserved it can be forwarded as an excellent way to esh-t on someone, especially the schmuck-on-wheels who deserved it in the first place.
i just sh-t on jason by hitting goal first, so my boss sent me an ebl-wj-b and asked me if i wanted a shrimp c-cktail when i get off of work. hussah!
there’s an opening! if you ebl-wj-b me quick i’ll be sure to get the position!
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