ebonhick
hick-ebonics.
a language based loosely on english which combines elements of southern rural working cl-ss drawl and cutting edge, gangsta rap euphemisms. created by and comprehended almost exclusively by lily white teens and twenty-somethings who wish deeply to be black, but will “f-ck your sh-t up” if you were to even insinuate such a sentiment in their presence.
ebonhick is the official language of many southern suburban high school communities. to hear a sample in person, simply approach any non-latino you see driving a pick-up and playing hip hop music audible from more than 5 feet outside the vehicle.
ebonhick is spoken by wiggers, as in the following:
wigger: “yo, man. my sh-t’s all f-cked up. i need y’all ta ride me down so i can get a money order ta pay my rent. tomorrow’s the tenth”
white kid: “okay. what’s wrong with your truck? are the rims too heavy?”
wigger: “i dunno man. i crunk it an it jess died.”
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