echo’s shoes
an essential item of clothing for university club nights across the uk but more specifically individuals studying at loughborough university that find their sat-rday nights are best spent in the absolute cesspit that is echo’s nightclub. those that frequent this establishment will soon actualise the necessity that is ‘echo’s shoes’ an extension of the feet whose sole purpose is to protect the wearer from the foreign bodies and fluids that exist on the floor here. this garment is function > form. save your good kicks for xo thursdays yeah?
friend: “mate, what are these nasty shoes outside your room?”
you: “oh they’re just my echo’s shoes…”
friend: “grim”
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