Ecochondriac


a person that views every blip in the weather, every heat wave, every rain-storm, hurricane, blizzard or lack there of as a sign from the evironment as proof of global warming. much like a person that gets regular aches and pains in their body and then -ssumes they have cancer, heart-disease, rabies, scabies, bird flu, and the like…
person 1: this august heat wave is so hot, it must be global warming!

person 2: when i was a kid we just called it “summer” you ecochondriac!

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