Economist reader
a smug tw-t encountered on trains or buses who swats members of the public with a rolled up copy of the financial times or the economist when his personal sp-ce is invaded without making eye contact. if confronted he launches into a barely comprehensible tirade about the trade unions or labour party and bellows “get out of my way” at strangers when leaving at the next stop.
i had to move carriages on a train the other day because my daughter was scarred for life by a bloke in a pin strip suit swatting her toy car off the table adjacent to where we were sitting with a rolled up copy of the economist. when i confronted him he said “don’t you know who i am?” typical economist reader, i thought to myself.
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