Ecoplegic
someone who suffers momentary paralysis when bringing food refuse to a row of multiple trash recycling containers because they don’t know what goes where.
i wanted to drop my popcorn bag in the recycling bin at the theater but i got stuck behind a woman who went all ecoplegic because she didn’t know what to do with her forks.
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