Ectoism
religious belief based off of deism and scientology.
the belief that g-d created some form of the universe and its contents that eventually became what it is now. through evolution, today’s creatures are possible.
ectoism also says that g-d does not interfere with daily life and that all he wants you to do is live and refrain from harming others. the live-a-long dream.
a large part of ectoism is the don’t show/don’t ask theory. g-d doesn’t show you he exists, and you don’t ask him to.
ectoism is a very laid back religion. there is not a lot of interpreting of g-d, it’s just ‘accept and live’
ectoists usually don’t pray to g-d because of the ‘no interference’ policy. often they don’t thank g-d for small mercies or rewards because jesus died for those. they believe g-d just wants you to live your life happily.
ectoists believe that acceptance is generally not necessary and/or that h-ll does not exist. otherwise, how does one expect babies or children who die early to get into heaven if they have no chance to accept?
ectoists don’t believe g-d should be a major part of your life on earth. if you are going to be spending eternity with g-d after you die, why spend your whole life obsessing over him? study of g-d will not get you any farther into heaven than acceptance will. use the life he gave you wisely.
ectoism doesn’t ask.
guy1: why do you think g-d made us anyway?
guy2: i don’t know, i’m ectoist.
bam! end of discussion.
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