Ecton
an uncommon middle name generally had by men highly unsuccessful at love. will flirt with friends of the opposite s-x in hopes of taking the relationship to the next level. almost always fails and gets stuck in the friend zone indefinitely.
– hey, is ecton finally going on a date?
– na, they’re having lunch and a movie at 3 p.m. in the middle of the day, with a mutual friend of him and the girl he’s with. then getting picked up by his parents promptly after the movie.
-hey, is ecton going out with that girl? they seem pretty lovey-dovey with each other.
-na, ecton thinks its serious but everybody but him knows that (insert girl’s name here) thinks that it is a joke.
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