ecumomics
a postmanteau of economics + c-mming: the ‘study’ of s-xual partners; -n-lysis of one’s socio-s-xual circ-mstances from a supply-and-demand point of view.
a person experiencing a high demand for s-xual action from multiple prospective partners is said to be in a good ec-momic position: “oh man, she is going out with five guys at the moment. i’d kill to be in her ec-momic situation!”
conversely, one without any s-xual prospects at a given time is said to be in ec-momic drought: “oh my god, no chicks are into me right now! i feel like i’m in an ec-momic recession… there are no jobs out there for me right now.”
(ec-momic is the most frequently applied form of ec-momics.)
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