ed bates
a football-playing chicken who will often find comfort in watching videos on social media websites like youtube. he is a well-known and fairly popular character who enjoys drinking when among friends. he often feels threatened by his better-looking dog who he competes with for female mates.
“that fella looks like a right ed bates”
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