ed coan
to some, the greatest powerlifter of all time. to others, still the goat. all intelligent powerlifters know his name. he is very kind, humble even in his m-ssive strength, and generous. he is a great guy; someone who you’d want to be friends with. he has big hands and feet, short legs, and long torso, and is 5’6 and 220 lbs.
powerlifter 1: hey, i was at boss of bosses last weekend and i met ed coan!
powerlifter 2: i am very jealous!! i wish i had signed up for that meet!
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