Ed Hardy

an overpriced but, at one time, insanely popular east coast designer brand that has lost some of its ‘cool’ thanks to the ever-growing army of morons who hate anyone who doesn’t like the things they like. these are often the same tw-ts who wear their baseball caps backwards and have their jeans so far down their -sses you can count the skid-marks on the $30 boxers they bought to draw the attention away from their tiny p-n-ses.
lovers: nice ed hardy, buddy. check mine out…
haters: ed hardy sucks -ss, you douchebag!
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a douchebag brand not worn by hipsters. ed hardy consists of ridiculously low quality garments at a hideously jacked up price. no, people aren’t jealous of ed hardy wearing douchebags, they actually have better taste.

the average person who wears ed hardy probably thinks he’s “hardcore” and the girls who wear them are trendwh-r-s. if you have an ed hardy shirt, true religion jeans or rock and republic or juicy couture, guess what? you are a douche. please log off earth.

please consider respectable clothing by wesc, apc, and nudie. they are around the same price range but don’t scream douchebag, and won’t rip up in about a week.
trendwh-r-: “omg! ashlee i totally like got this ed hardy purse to match my juicy shirt and true religions! i’m gonna totally like match this to my uggs!”
douche: “bro your fauxhawk and ed hardy shirt are sick! lets spray ourselves with axe and hit up melrose!”
a tragically hip la based clothing brand.the brand started the new wave of urban hipster fashion along with chrome hearts,affliction,juicy…etc.has come to signify an ability to overpay for loudly colored clothing.has become a status signifier amongst bmer/benz driving club kids who still live at home.cougar milfs can be seen wearing it on bonding trips to the mall with their sociopath offspring. the preferred clothing of the douchebag generation.
newport beach/uci hottie:”my mom’s in aspen…but she just leased me this new c-cl-ss-and left me the amex for some shopping.”

muscular tatted out actor wannabe loser boyfriend with hideously spiked hair:”kewl! let’s go down on melrose.
i need a new ed hardy tee.”
the ugliest clothing line, ever. it’s an overly expensive brand that features stupid logos like skulls, snakes, and hearts (f-cking gothic). i don’t give a f-ck how expensive the clothes are – you look like a douchebag.
gothicboy – hey, where did you get your hoody? hot topic?

wannabe – no! it’s ed hardy. i got it online for $175! that’s not including 1 day shipping!
1. a brand of clothing worn solely by douche bags.

2. a determining factor that tells an individual which club to stay in and which to leave.
3. a clothing line that says: “sparkly tigers, and multiple colors are not gay!” and “these jeans with this heart on them are not queer!”
4. a way to tell other men to punch you in the face, kick you in the crotch, and leave you on the side of the road to die.
5. a means of repelling women.
6. rage inducing symbols and designs, meant to inspire people to become serial killers.
7. clothing that must have the name displayed on them so that you know the person wearing them is looking for gay s-x.
8. a way for all douche bags all over the world to say “i’m an individual.”
jennifer: “how good is this club?”
jessica: “there are tons of guys in there wearing ed hardy.”
jennifer: “that’s it were leaving, i’m never going to come here again.”
roger: “hey baby, check out my cool ed hardy shirt!”
jane: “die!” (proceeds to kick him in the nuts until every bone in her foot shatters.)
a w-nky, chavvy, poor quality, overpriced and hideous clothing line worn by wannabe gangstas and ‘trendy’ d-ckheads. it manages to rinse out your wallet for a stupid trucker hat which makes you look like a reject from your local skate park and decrease your popularity with the opposite s-x at the same time. a phrase often used by the tw-ts trying to defend it is ‘dont diss it because you cant afford it’. well, you live in a council house and i am writing this on my iphone. so shut your face.
c-ck: lets go shopping and buy some ed hardy sh-t!!!
sensible person: um, dont you think its only worn by w-nkers though?
c-ck: oh em gee i cannot believe you just said that! dont diss it because you cant afford it!
sensible person: i rest my case.
an incredibly stupid and overpriced (think hot topic but even more stupid and over-priced than that) clothing brand worn by hipsters and “starving artists” in hollywood. the brand is known for it’s idiotic and faux hard core “tattoo-print” t-shirts and f-cking trucker hats. ashley tisdale is a fan, so that should give you some clues as to how credible it is.
soon-to-be-hipster: i know! instead of spending my money on some good quality clothes, how about i throw down two hundred dollars for that tacky sweater over at ed hardy’s?
a clothing line designed by a ‘designer’ by the name of christian audiger. most often featuring pictures of skulls and flowers sometimes with crystals or sequins sewn onto the shirts so one can look like a disco ball florist. you can often see fat girls wearing ed hardy or a jacked up broski wearing it often with a fat girl on his arm along with his tribal tattoo.

in the past these people wore a brand known as ‘von dutch’, which at the time they felt was just as cool. these people believe it is fashionable because it is ‘more expensive’ than other brands but don’t be fooled, if you live in a trailer park you too can afford an ed hardy t-shirt. the same ed hardy tshirts found in ‘fashion’ outlets can be found at t.j maxx for 10$.

there is no hope for people who wear ed hardy. they will tell you ‘not to bash ed hardy just because you can’t afford it’, though you can, you just have better style and you don’t want to pay money to look like a douchebag. this does not get through to these people, so you should not bother arguing with them but instead tell them the fake diamonds on their hat really bring out the blue in their eyes.

also see: dom rebel, affliction and tapout
hardy-on: i got no style, i got no cl-ss, i wear ed hardy and i get no -ss!