Eddie Burrito


a chain of restaraunts based in marion, nc which features a mascot “eddie” who edits himself into a variety of photos for promotional purposes. the chain has a cult like following who approach each other and say “eddie burrito?”. if you don’t respond “pretty good forever” you may be kicked in the t-st-cl-s. this is know as getting the “eddie burrito” and has also been known as the “taco farmer”.
dude, we just left from eating and i saw justin. i said “eddie burrito” and he just stared at me so i gave him the old eddie burrito and kicked him in the b-lls

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