eddy

an amazing specimen of god. usually known to have a large p-n-s and an amazing personality. these fools get mad b-tches and cannot be stopped. rap game too strong and n-gg-s fire. pretty much a god
this fool eddys my whole life,d-mn
a r-t-rd or “special” male. usually receives special attention, including his own helper to do his schoolwork for them. the helper answers every question for them and tells them what to say. female eddy’s are refered to as an “eddina.”
that kid just drooled all over me! yeah, he’s an eddy.
derived from special education; a special ed. student; someone really d-mn dumb.
the perfect taunt when someone displays their lack of grace or intelect: “nice one, eddy. way to show ’em how it’s done. pull any more sh-t like that and i’m buying you a helmet with ‘r-t-rd x-ing’ on the front.”
latin roots
means i am fat f-cken h-m- that touches little boys
i am going to play with that molsestor eddy
verb: bending/crashing/destroying a motor car by attempting a basic manouver such as going round a corner on a country lane
i did an eddy on the road from aberdeen to st andrews
the act of farting into a jar and make others smell it. or storing it for later use.
that guy pulled an eddy on me yesterday. i punched him in the face..
an underground street term for energy drinks.

origin: energy drinks = eds = eddies
“hey, we need to go to the store and pickup some eddies for later tonight.”
that funny kid in your chemistry cl-ss who isn’t really named eddy. hates slow computers. attracted to shiny objects and glitter. known to lick walls. the reason they put ‘do not put bag over head’ and ‘small parts’ warnings on products.
“eddy!!! what’s up?”
“my name is alex. i hate you guys.”

“oh my god! did you see the news?”
“no what happened?”
“some poor boy named eddy died because he ate too many legos…”