Edexcel P1 Physics Exam
well well well, the edexcel p1 physics exam 2016 was a mystical exam paper sat by gcse students who all felt the shattering pain and emotion of twenty or so hours of revision of hershel and ritter’s experiments along with the electromagnetic spectrum, only to find that the first question to come up is about a pathetic petrol generator. just to add petrol to the fire (see what i did there) edexcel decide to throw in a cheeky induction question which in later life, is going to be about as useful as a waterproof bathsponge.
but you may be thinking, edexcel surely you have stopped there, surely you cannot emotionally deplete us and make us feel like a single celled organism with no brain (i revised biology well). oh no! just for good measure, edexcel decide to take a steaming dump on our result, throwing in a question about ions. which is again about as useful as a submarine in the sahara.
essentially, the physics exam is the b-st-rd lovechild of the maths exam, which edexcel decide to sweetly position immediately after the physics exam, to essentially ruin our lives. i would like to congratulate anybody who thought that they found this exam easy.
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