edgar friendly

supporting character in the movie “demolition man” with silvester stallone and wesley snipes, played by dennis leary with his usual abrasive style. example quote:

according to cocteau’s plan, i’m the enemy, ’cause i like to think, i like to read. i’m into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. i’m the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, “gee, should i have the t-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?” i want high cholesterol! i wanna eat bacon, and b-tter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! i wanna smoke a cuban cigar the size of cincinnati in the non-smoking section! i wanna run naked through the street, with green jell-o all over my body, reading playboy magazine. why? because i suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal?
i don’t know why they are insisting on an example for this. you don’t run around saying, i got abe-lincolned do you? ok, how about this: the other day i was walking down the street and i met edgar friendly. he proceeded to pull from his bag a large phallic object, a can of whip cream, two clothes pins, some ice cubes and a tube of preparation h with the applicator already attatched. he then proceeded to abe-lincoln me.