Edge Benched


when someone gets so drunk at the edge of town that they p-ss out in one of the booth benches!
“yo jolene can you order me a pizza i’m h-lla hungry?”

“sh-t fool, you wont eat, you are so edge benched right now!”

“mmmhmmm!”

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