Edison
1. the universally recognized “edison”
2. n. implying complete and utter confusion
3. n. a really stupid person
4. v. to procreate
5. adj. can be used to modify any word for more p-ssion
6. int. expresses disgust
7. adv. can be used to make a command more urgent
– “man…that picture of you is all edisoned up.”
– “hey! edison you, b-tch!”
– “i’m sorry, but that’s one edisoning ugly dog you got there.”
– “edison me harder, you weaksauce!”
– “what the edison were you edisoning thinkng, you dumb
edison?”
– “hurry the edison up! we’re late for the edison movie! edison!”
small p-n-s, c-ck, eggroll (ranging between 2-3 inches).
derived from edison chen’s small p-n-s.
his looks like an edison .
the collective noun for a group of consumer electronic devices.
since 2000, there has been an edison of internet enabled consumer devices in the living room.
a way of being jipped for your creativity. you have a good idea and someone claims it as your edison moment. therefore you receive no reward.
“hey, all you get is a dumb lightbulb as edison thought of your idea!”
a novel idea; from thomas edison and his inventions.
dude, i just had an edison–let’s pregame at matty’s house and then go out to the bars.
a town in new jersey where the population is widely diverse. asians take the majority of the population(approximately 53%) exceeding the number of caucasian and african- americans families in the town. proudly known for their over-achieving schools, john p. stevens high school and edison high school.
#1: hey where do you live?
#2: i live in edison
#1: they have mad brown people
in bdsm, someone who is into adminstering electricity in pusuit of s-xual pleasure.
jeeeeez, look at thse edison brothers taking a violet wand to that poor hogtied woman.
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